Redneck Reunion II

While tiding up some of the random blog-post miscellanea that clogs the arteries of my lowly PC, I came across the following quotes. I thought, perhaps, it best to simply delete them, but as they still brought a smile to my face, decided instead to again remind the world of my proletariat lineage. The quotes were originally intended to accompany the post My Redneck Reunion, as they were overheard at that particular gathering, but somehow escaped. Again, the following quotes were actually uttered by members of my extended family—both to my curiosity and chagrin.

••Random uncle to teenage daughter: “So you’re staying in a tent?”

Teenage daughter to Random Uncle: “Trenched it myself!”

•”Hey, come look-a-these horns!”

•”Just like riding a chain-saw.” (This still perplexes and worries me).

•Grandkid to Grandma: “Look what we found.”

Grandma to grandkid: “Well isn’t that nice dear.”

Grandkid to Grandpa: “What’s it called again?”

Grandpa to grandkid: “A pelvis.”

-mixtape

~ by mixtape on January 24, 2008.